Church groups offer cheap gas and draw in a huge crowd.
"Folks from three different churches handed out free sodas and bottled water along with "connection cards," as they squeegeed windows and filled tanks in an effort to help reduce prices at the pump and get motorists closer to God."
What would Jesus do if he were alive today and saw today's high gas prices?
"We really believe that if Christ were alive today that he world be doing the same thing." said one earnest pastor.
Really? God would be offering discounted gas in exchange for the chance to hand you a tract and evangalize? I guess God would be too busy pumping gas to heal all those little kids with cancer, but it's good to know He would care about saving you from high prices at the pump.